Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	3643	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Crops Grown:	5919	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ores Mined:	3191	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5142	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6331	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	55

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7712	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	8936	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	7410

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	73
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ores Mined:	8188	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com