Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Star Shards Collected:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	8942	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Animals Bred:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Votes:	1310	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	150614	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Votes:	2921	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5711	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6516	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg