Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	853781	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5888	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	189664
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	719	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4860
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	599054	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	152
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3222	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
New Chunks Explored:	934463	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	203	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com