Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dragon Eggs Found:	8560	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	4

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	3718	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Farms Harvested:	809	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchantments Applied:	160	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	124	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	641603	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9792	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	455	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	1330	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

org.sapphiremc.net