Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3140
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8851
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9153
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
New Chunks Explored:	861003	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	6813	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	4341	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1687	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	4301	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!