Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	994	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2981	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	135

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8814
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	3067
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4762	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9676
Emeralds Found:	523	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7569	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.