Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	4801
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ores Mined:	2170	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	7980
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1812
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2621	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!