Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limegaming

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!