Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	988	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

qubecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	162971

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	1277
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2132	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Majkrafci

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crops Grown:	1790	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.