Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gizmic

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

German-mine

german server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creativehub community server

Airbase, Airport, Architect, Aviation, BUILD, Builder, Cargo, city, Creative, Harbour, Military, Planes, Projects, Realistic, Server, Ships, Station, Terminal, Trains, Vehicles, Worldedit

Creativehub community serverA realistic creative server

IP adres: 188.40.171.46Bedrock port: 19132

Warps/warp Storage, /warp Architects, /warp Ships, /warp Aviation, /warp Trains, /warp Vehicles,/warp Plots, /warp PropsProjects: /warp Vareburg, /warp Thorbecke, /warp Kaserne

Become [builder]?Find out more at our spawn or join the discord server!

LinksDiscord: discord.gg/EcrSJ8HXxkDynmap: 188.40.171.46:8123/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SmrtFasizmuMC – Roleplay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Hello friends,

We are proud to present you a new old minecraft server called Death to Fascism MC. The server is a classic PVP/survival, and it was created from the old server of the same name that we all fondly remember, because it left a nice mark in our hearts. It was this feeling that inspired us to open the same server again and to create a healthy community that can be enjoyed by the young and a little older. (they are not to be thrown away either hehe).

We wish you good fun and good company on our server.

We will soon announce a competition for the staff team, which will be in charge of order and peace on the server.

For all questions, we are at your disposal.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ultimate PVP/RAID

Hello there! We just started our brand new PVP/RAID server called Ultimate PVP/RAID. Our server runs bukkit and as i said it is a PVP/RAID server so griefing is allowed, but if you claim your base then they wont be able to grief it. We also have drop parties at the evening with some enchants and stuff. If you like our server you can ofc donate to higher ranks (more info on the server) and soon we will need to have some moderators (you can apply for moderator) Join the server and have a good time with your friends hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AltiCraft

AltiCraft is a multiworld server that includes survival, creative, a games world that includes spleef and rounds, and a plot world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

M1nefreeks (Many Gamemodes)

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!Come and check us out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1252

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crew For Guts

PvP, Survival

Crew For Guts is a PVP survival server running on Spigot with plugins like WorldEdit and WorldGuard. Expect more plugins and features in the future!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Truttle World

Truttle1’s small server!

Plugins: =================== Petcreeper Essentials YEP GriefPrevention =================== This server was named after Truttle1’s pet turtle, Truttle, as well as his username.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pro Craft

Why Pro craft? Pro craft is a minecraft server for new and pro players! We made this server because we want you to play with your friends and have fun. You can team up, create factions and make new friends too. We don’t recommend people griefing randomly. We are a very good community and we will respect your rights. Following the rules will make you rank up more easily and becoming staff.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

gronkhDE-Community-Server

From the community – for the community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	3496

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Libelula V2

This is a free server for all minecrafters. It’s free to play and don’t requiere a minecraft account for playing. Enjoy!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FullPvP

Full PvP is based fully on PvP. There are no mobs or any survival involved. To get better kits you need to donate this way you can get better kits.

Don’t forget to Vote for us, this way you get money that you can spend at the shop or in an auction :D!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Asket`s server

37.110.88.191:8123 – server`s DynMap. Whitelisted server for me and my friends. /w me at skype: wccrafter to get whitelisted.

Welcome!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.