Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DuskCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TechyCraft

This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DragonPvP

DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShadowRealms!

ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mines Excavated:	1584	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Worlds

Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

zombie apocalypse

This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HaftaCraft

We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

– Nixium – PvE –

We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CoreCraft PVP

CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.