Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Magic Items Found: 5254 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Potions Brewed: 153
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mines Excavated: 3193
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    New Chunks Explored: 351030 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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