Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Emeralds Found: 867 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4489 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ores Mined: 5921 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4887 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Animals Bred: 169
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2016 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Magic Items Found: 5081
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Potions Brewed: 34 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 924 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magic Items Found: 2266
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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