Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9825	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mines Excavated:	3129	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	287

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Anymore, base, bland, Boomers, Community, Datapacks, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Friendly, invite, Minecraft, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No hacking, Pauls, rules, Server, shopping district, small server, smp, Spigot, vanilla tweaks

Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

#gamer, bideo, blocky, console games, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, video game, Video Game (Industry), video game addiction, Video Game Consoles, Video game culture, video game development, video game genres, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game music, video game reviews, video game streaming, video game technology, video game tournaments, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ScaredyCraft SMP

anxiety, Being alone, childhood fears, clowns, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Ghosts, growing up, Heights, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scared, ScaredyCraft, shadows, smp, Spiders, Supernatural, The Dark, the unknown

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	104	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bedrock Boogeyman

anxiety, bedrock, Boogeyman, creepy, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Hiding, Horror, imagination, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scary, sleepless nights, spooky, spooky creatures, Terror, things that go bump in the night, under the bed, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

49, Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Australia-Ukraine relations, Conflict Resolution, Defense, donates, donation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Server, Support, Ukraine, UnderCraft, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nano Arc Craft

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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Star Shards Collected:	254	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GhestPlays City

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

bosscraft.pl

bosscraftpl, Fun, Gaming, Items, Minecraft, Plots, Ranks, Server, Store, Survival

I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1