Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!
Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).
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π₯ π ForgeLands SMP Fun Time!
Fun Social Interactions, Engaging Community Events, Enhanced Exploration Opportunities, Anti-Grief Mechanisms, dynamic player interactionπ₯ π ForgeLands SMP [Semi-Vanilla]
Welcome to ForgeLands SMP! This is a chill Minecraft server where players can build, trade, and hang out. Hereβs what makes it cool:
What You Get:
- Cross-Play: Play with friends on Java and Bedrock.
- Custom Terrain: More biomes, more fun!
- Anti-Grief: Keep your stuff safe with land claims.
- Set Homes & Warps: Fast travel made easy.
- Player Shops: Trade items with others.
- Diamond Currency: Use diamonds for trades.
- Earnable Ranks: No pay-to-win here!
- Sleep Voting: Only need a few players to skip night.
- Mob Heads & Drops: Collect cool stuff.
- Vote Rewards: Get goodies for voting.
- Live Dynmap: See the world map in real-time.
Community Vibes:
- Friendly folks who love to play.
- No stress, just fun!
Connect With Us:
They canβt wait to see what you build in the Lands!
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Beocraft Chill SMP 1.21.4
Themed Building Competitions, smp, Long-Term Player Engagement”’, Engaging Player Interactions, Immersive survival experiencesBeocraft Server Info
Beocraft is a chill SMP like Hermitcraft. Itβs been around for 8 years. Players can enjoy classic survival with great builds, all made by hand.
Quick Facts
- πΊοΈ Web Map: Check it out!
- π 6 Years of fun and friends
- π― No griefing or cheating allowed
- β Vibrant community
- π Server Location: Europe, in Helsinki, Finland
- π Strong server hardware
- β World Age: 5 months old
How to Join
Discord Invite: Join here!
After joining, go to #verify-here and type:
/verify <your minecraft nick>
The IP will be shared in Discord.