Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Runes Activated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Towns Built: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2658 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2874 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Farms Harvested: 152
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3059

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3858 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 365 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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