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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	New Chunks Explored:	609668
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5278	Star Shards Collected:	225

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Animals Bred:	58
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	684744

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9894
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2888	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ores Mined:	3778	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11