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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ores Mined: 6767
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Villages Defended: 14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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