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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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