Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	7893	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6509	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	636228	Buildings Constructed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4216	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	5281
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5576
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	406
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.