Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	6661	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1399

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	316880

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.