Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	614

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Limegaming

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.