Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8811	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Redstoner

Creative, Survival

Redstoner is an amazing server for all redstoners of any (or no) skill level, beginner to advanced, from combo locks to doors to CPUs! We have a friendly community and experienced staff who are all kind and welcoming.

We try to give out as many permissions we can without risking server lag. You will have access to plugins that are considered not potentially harmful. Getting access to WorldEdit is fairly simple if you hang around a bit! We are writing custom plugins to make your experience in our multiple worlds better and unique.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Punchcraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Towny

Here at Punchcraft, you’ll find gameplay to fit the needs of every type of player. We currently offer Towny, Factions, Creative, Skyblock, Prison, KitPvP, Skywars, and more! With helpful staff here to help you 24/7, Come join today! What are you waiting for? Connect to mc.Punchcraft.us – You won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NerdNu

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The Nerd.Nu Minecraft Servers

Online since 2009, reliable and longstanding. NO pay-to-win or pay-for-perks. Semi-vanilla and no special clients etc. required. Mature, voluntary staff drawn from the player base. Active community, forums and subreddit.

Come and join us on our Creative, Non-PvP (PvE) and Minigames servers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!