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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

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