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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Farms Harvested: 947
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ores Mined: 6251
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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