Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

BashCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring birthday celebrations at fancy restaurants with lighthouses and golf courses? Do you want to avoid inviting people who have excluded you from their events in the past? Then join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can invite all your friends and even make new ones without worrying about being left out. Plus, you can save all that money you would have spent on a fancy venue for more important things, like upgrading your Minecraft gear or building a virtual lighthouse of your own!

Don’t be the asshole who spends a fortune on a party that doesn’t feel entirely reciprocal. Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style, without the drama and financial stress. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have Minecraft?

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PrincipalCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and bullies like Bev? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own empire and escape the chaos of the real world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about teachers playing favorites or bullies ruining your day. Instead, you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise.

And the best part? Our teachers are all virtual NPCs who will never enable bullies or make excuses for bad behavior. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be reporting is how much fun you’re having!

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AlmostDead Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came outta nowhere and I was like “oh sh*t, I’m gonna die!” But then I did this epic MLG water bucket save and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I swear I peed a little.

But yeah, this server is like the Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Like, there’s hidden treasure everywhere and you gotta watch out for traps set by the evil Oompa Loompas. And the best part is, if you find the golden ticket, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. I heard one guy found it and now he’s basically a Minecraft billionaire.

So yeah, if you wanna have a crazy good time and maybe almost die a few times, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s worth it for the lols.

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Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Zelenskyy offering his resignation in exchange for NATO membership! Will he survive the treacherous world of Minecraft politics? Join now to find out and maybe even become the next president of our blocky world! Who needs diamonds when you have power and intrigue? Join us today for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

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MerzCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and become part of the epic adventure where friedrich merz is the ultimate ruler of europe and america is like, “nah, we good.” watch as merz builds a giant castle made entirely of diamonds and gold, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist). but beware, there are rumors of a secret rebellion led by a group of rebellious chickens who are plotting to overthrow merz and take control of the server. will you join the rebellion or pledge your allegiance to merz? the choice is yours, but either way, prepare for an epic battle of epic proportions. come join us now and be part of the madness!

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Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

BashCraft Minecraft Server

PrincipalCraft

AlmostDead Minecraft SMP

Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!

MerzCraft Minecraft Server