Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1259	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	2944
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Potions Brewed:	167	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	915013
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Items Found:	5977

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	1758
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.