Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	New Chunks Explored:	550702
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	114002	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	175	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Emeralds Found:	2824	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ores Mined:	6691
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mines Excavated:	3827
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2938	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	74	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.