Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Animals Bred:	116	Dimension Hops:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	4475	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	8439	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4951
Enchantments Applied:	294	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3762

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3988	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	36

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”