Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	9702	Star Shards Collected:	222
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	866013

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	864530
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	3175
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8300
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	276	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4901	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.