Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	155
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	9457	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Emeralds Found:	4760
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	165	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.