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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 803 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4807 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 43 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 936 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!