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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6783	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1514	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	897
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7364
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8132
Votes:	7455	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8968	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Votes:	7421
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4