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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4467 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Votes: | 8921 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3954 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
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