Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

Diplomacy, misunderstanding, compromise, Palace, Négotiation

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

foreign relations, united states, Kim Jong-un, nuclear weapons, anti-US policy

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

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Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

White, bullying, 1.20.6, body shaming, public humiliation

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

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2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

Challenges, personal growth, Experience, future outlook, Rating

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

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Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

Poems, Music, hearing impaired, Communication, Lyrics

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

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Vanilla SMP

original, insiding, Vanilla, Discord, Server
Server IP mc.vanillasmp.org

Java Port 25565

Bedrock Port 19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders Overworld

400k x 400k

Rules
Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.
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