Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Borg assimilation, brainwashed crew, buttfaced ginger, Cardassian torture, court martial, dishonorably discharged, DNA manipulation, Enterprise crew, Federation elimination, honorably discharged, Klingon affairs, medical discharge, Minecraft, pathogen creation, Pigmen, possessed by aliens, president, remote control, Romulan brainwashing, security risk, security threat, Server, Star Trek series, zombie

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1290	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crops Grown:	2572	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	5504
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	367729

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.