Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server

Borg assimilation, brainwashed crew, buttfaced ginger, Cardassian torture, court martial, dishonorably discharged, DNA manipulation, Enterprise crew, Federation elimination, honorably discharged, Klingon affairs, medical discharge, Minecraft, pathogen creation, Pigmen, possessed by aliens, president, remote control, Romulan brainwashing, security risk, security threat, Server, Star Trek series, zombie

Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!

Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.

Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.

Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.

Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.

Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.

Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.

Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.

With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	176
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	835074

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

**Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cold Feet: The Minecraft Soap Opera – 1.19.2 – Earth Map – Roleplay – Economy

1.19.2, 150+ Mods, AGGRESSIVE, building mods, cold, discord server, Drugs, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Empire, feet, Guns, historical roleplay, Immersive Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, nato, Opera, Roleplay, server ip address, soap, soviet union, tech mods, united states, Vehicles, Warsaw Pact

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)
Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy. Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building. Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets. Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here. Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)

Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy.

Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building.

Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets.

Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here.

Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the Cold War Modded Earth Server?

To join the server, you will need to use the Minecraft Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz. Make sure you have the necessary mods installed before connecting.

2. Can I choose my own country to lead on the server?

Yes, you can lead your own historical country on the server. You have the freedom to choose any country and shape its destiny as you see fit.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the Cold War server?

The gameplay on the server revolves around the Cold War era, with players engaging in historical roleplay, exploring tech mods, and building empires. You can choose to be peaceful or aggressive in your approach.

4. Are there any specific rules or restrictions on the server?

While there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players, the server encourages creativity and diversity in gameplay styles.

5. How can I get more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information about the server and modpack on the Discord server linked above. Feel free to join the Discord community for updates, discussions, and support.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	948	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

banned, Brit, culture, Etiquette, Europe, exclusion, Forbidden, Foreign, fr, Guidelines, Language, Minecraft, not allowed, off limits, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, Server, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish, SwedishCraft, travel, Visitors

Are you tired of pesky Brits ruining your Minecraft experience with their tea-drinking ways and bad teeth? Look no further! Our server is Brit-free zone, so you can finally mine and craft in peace without any crumpet-eating distractions.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and trolling creepers with your epic dance moves. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your quest for diamonds and help you conquer the most treacherous dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your tea bags at the door and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, no Brits allowed!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.