ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Under Night 2 Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server, where the mobs are so wild they throw parties in your base when you’re not looking!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks and ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. And don’t even get us started on the llamas that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding cows – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ByteCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run for your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Should Minecraft SMP Porn and Streaming Be Banned to Increase Fertility Rates?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will only communicate through interpretive dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden carrots.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the fate of the world depends on whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off? Join us now and be a part of the chaos and craziness that is our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow explosions and burning destinies!

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad of Minecraft warriors ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make your enemies tremble in fear!

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Get ready to collect all the candies and roses while jamming out to some epic tunes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent. That’s right, free stuff every single day just for logging in! Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of rainbows and burning destinies, that is.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

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CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Potions Brewed:	152	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Animals Bred:	191
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4