ZHumorCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	4320	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	173	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2119

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2064
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	New Chunks Explored:	874154
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5618	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	275	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5570	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	852859

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.