ZenMindZonkedOut – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5056	Magic Items Found:	5303
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	162
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	193	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Emeralds Found:	7643
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	785762	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7488	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Towns Built:	8