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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5094 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.
once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.
also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
