ZelenskysVictoryPlan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	103	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	10	Mines Excavated:	3237
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mines Excavated:	1300	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	4580
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	685628
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7911	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9234
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	New Chunks Explored:	58891
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	92/900	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2