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KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4050
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	120
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8783	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	74996
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Votes:	4263
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crops Grown:	3676
Astral Projections Made:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	3865	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Towns Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4821	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	198
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	423618
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3184	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	132118	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	458	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4