Welcome to SunflowerSMP!
Join our family-friendly community where kindness comes first! We offer a semi-vanilla experience with no griefing, no swearing, and no raiding—just pure fun and adventure.
Explore tons of custom features, including the Glass Bridge from Squid Game, Pillars of Fortune, Item Hunters, and much more!
Come build, explore, and thrive with us!
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| United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience | |
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| 🌍 Step into a World Like No Other! | Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| 🎥 Watch Our Trailer | Dive into the excitement! Our video trailer highlights epic wars, custom gear, and the vibrant towns that populate the server. Check it out here: Watch Now! |
| 🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay | Whether you’re a builder, a strategist, or a roleplayer, United Lands offers something for everyone. Build and claim towns, engage in immersive roleplay, and collect custom items like new weaponry and exotic foods, such as mangoes, sushi, croissants, and more. |
| 💹 Progress Your Way | Choose from 7 unique jobs, each with skill trees to enhance your abilities. Unlock the powerful Masterwork Armor and earn unique upgrades like additional storage and extra /sethomes. Your path to greatness is yours to forge. |
| 💵 Player-Driven Economy | Our thriving economy is entirely player-driven. Use the marketplace (/mp) to buy, sell, and trade items as you build your wealth. With no admin shops or price controls, the market is in your hands! |
| 💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win | At United Lands, fairness is a priority. We ensure all store items are purely cosmetic. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages. Everyone has an equal shot at success! |
| ⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat | Join epic battles between towns and nations. Whether defending your lands or expanding your empire, the thrill of combat and the pride of victory await. Rally your friends and take part in unforgettable wars and alliances. |
1. How do I join the United Lands server?
To join United Lands, simply use the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
2. Is there a Discord community for United Lands?
Yes! You can join our community on Discord by visiting: discord.unitedlands.org
3. Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?
Yes, you can view our dynamic world map at: map.unitedlands.org
4. Are there any pay-to-win elements on United Lands?
No, United Lands prioritizes fairness and does not offer any pay-to-win advantages. All store items are purely cosmetic.
5. How can I engage in wars and combat on United Lands?
To participate in epic wars and thrilling combat, join battles between towns and nations. Defend your lands or expand your empire by rallying friends and forming alliances.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your real-life problems. Say goodbye to clingy partners and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends.
Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even have time to think about your ex and their issues. You’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to care!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start a new chapter in your life filled with fun, adventure, and maybe even a few virtual romances along the way. Who needs real relationships when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and pigs fly through the sky. You’ll never be bored with our endless supply of mini-games, from spleef to parkour to a game where you have to tame a wild llama with nothing but a bucket of water and a dream.
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is a good time.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.
so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!
we got pigs that can fly, like legit fly, not just jump off a cliff and glide for a bit. these pigs got wings, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they wear little top hats and monocles and walk around like they own the place. it’s hilarious.
and the best part? our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yeah, you heard me right. you mine ’em, you eat ’em. it’s a win-win situation.
so come on down to our server, where the creepers are friendly, the villagers dance like nobody’s watching, and the sun sets in a rainbow of colors. you won’t regret it, i swear.
We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.
If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
Join now and let the madness begin!
Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.
But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?
Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
