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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9078 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!