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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2957 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9291 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!