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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 573 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!