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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8435 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!