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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8315 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!