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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 439 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 642408 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!