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/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2790
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Buildings Constructed:	34
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	4962
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3783
Divine Spears Created:	15	Towns Built:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6537

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9655	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NudeCrafters

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1